Sorry... We’re taking the scenic route.
Take a ride through spooky season with this Pumpkin Patch Express Halloween T-Shirt. The design features a vintage rusty pickup truck loaded with a crew of classic horror-inspired characters making their way through the pumpkin patch, surrounded by pumpkins, autumn leaves, corn stalks, and all the colors of fall.
The distressed vintage-style artwork combines Halloween horror with a cozy autumn setting for a fun design that’s perfect for anyone who loves scary movies just as much as pumpkin season. Rich orange, teal, cream, brown, and rustic tones stand out beautifully against the dark shirt.
Perfect for pumpkin patch trips, haunted houses, hayrides, fall festivals, Halloween parties, horror movie marathons, bonfires, trick-or-treating, or simply showing off your love for spooky season all fall long.
It also makes a fun Halloween gift for horror fans, scary movie lovers, friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who would happily take the scenic route through spooky season.
“Pumpkin Patch Express” saying
“Sorry... We’re Taking The Scenic Route” saying
Vintage rusty pickup truck
Horror-inspired character crew
Pumpkins and autumn leaves
Corn stalk and fall details
Orange, teal, cream, brown, and rustic color palette
Vintage/distressed-style artwork
Halloween and fall theme
Large full-front design
Made to order by Countryside Custom Designs
Gildan Softstyle T-Shirt
Soft and comfortable feel
Classic unisex fit
Ribbed crewneck collar
Short sleeves
Comfortable for everyday wear
Available in sizes S–3XL
Small (S)
Body Length: 28"
Body Width: 18"
Sleeve Length: 15⅝"
Medium (M)
Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 17"
Large (L)
Body Length: 30"
Body Width: 22"
Sleeve Length: 18½"
X-Large (XL)
Body Length: 31"
Body Width: 24"
Sleeve Length: 20"
2X-Large (2XL)
Body Length: 32"
Body Width: 26"
Sleeve Length: 21½"
3X-Large (3XL)
Body Length: 33"
Body Width: 28"
Sleeve Length: 22⅞"
Body Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit while the T-shirt is laid flat.
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve.
Sizing Tip: This is a unisex-fit T-shirt. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own and love.
Product images shown are digital mockups created for display purposes. Actual product colors, sizing, design placement, and appearance may vary slightly from the images shown due to screen settings, product variations, and the handmade/custom production process. Each item is individually made, making every piece uniquely yours.
Sorry... We’re taking the scenic route.
Take a ride through spooky season with this Pumpkin Patch Express Halloween T-Shirt. The design features a vintage rusty pickup truck loaded with a crew of classic horror-inspired characters making their way through the pumpkin patch, surrounded by pumpkins, autumn leaves, corn stalks, and all the colors of fall.
The distressed vintage-style artwork combines Halloween horror with a cozy autumn setting for a fun design that’s perfect for anyone who loves scary movies just as much as pumpkin season. Rich orange, teal, cream, brown, and rustic tones stand out beautifully against the dark shirt.
Perfect for pumpkin patch trips, haunted houses, hayrides, fall festivals, Halloween parties, horror movie marathons, bonfires, trick-or-treating, or simply showing off your love for spooky season all fall long.
It also makes a fun Halloween gift for horror fans, scary movie lovers, friends, family members, coworkers, or anyone who would happily take the scenic route through spooky season.
“Pumpkin Patch Express” saying
“Sorry... We’re Taking The Scenic Route” saying
Vintage rusty pickup truck
Horror-inspired character crew
Pumpkins and autumn leaves
Corn stalk and fall details
Orange, teal, cream, brown, and rustic color palette
Vintage/distressed-style artwork
Halloween and fall theme
Large full-front design
Made to order by Countryside Custom Designs
Gildan Softstyle T-Shirt
Soft and comfortable feel
Classic unisex fit
Ribbed crewneck collar
Short sleeves
Comfortable for everyday wear
Available in sizes S–3XL
Small (S)
Body Length: 28"
Body Width: 18"
Sleeve Length: 15⅝"
Medium (M)
Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 17"
Large (L)
Body Length: 30"
Body Width: 22"
Sleeve Length: 18½"
X-Large (XL)
Body Length: 31"
Body Width: 24"
Sleeve Length: 20"
2X-Large (2XL)
Body Length: 32"
Body Width: 26"
Sleeve Length: 21½"
3X-Large (3XL)
Body Length: 33"
Body Width: 28"
Sleeve Length: 22⅞"
Body Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit while the T-shirt is laid flat.
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve.
Sizing Tip: This is a unisex-fit T-shirt. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own and love.
Product images shown are digital mockups created for display purposes. Actual product colors, sizing, design placement, and appearance may vary slightly from the images shown due to screen settings, product variations, and the handmade/custom production process. Each item is individually made, making every piece uniquely yours.
