You can try to make the job idiot-proof… but apparently, they just keep making better idiots.
This funny Construction Worker T-shirt is made for the hardworking tradesman who has seen just about everything on the jobsite—and has the stories to prove it.
The design features bold “Construction Worker” lettering with the sarcastic saying “I Try to Make Things Idiot-Proof, But They Keep Making Better Idiots.” A construction worker, jobsite framing, crane, and heavy equipment details complete the rugged orange, black, and white design.
Perfect for construction workers, builders, contractors, carpenters, equipment operators, foremen, tradesmen, and anyone working in the construction industry who appreciates a little jobsite sarcasm. It also makes a funny gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or the construction worker in your life who deals with questionable decisions on a daily basis.
DESIGN DETAILS
• Bold “Construction Worker” lettering
• “I Try to Make Things Idiot-Proof, But They Keep Making Better Idiots” saying
• Construction worker graphic
• Crane and jobsite construction details
• Heavy equipment accent
• Rugged orange, black and white artwork
• Distressed blue-collar styling
• Funny construction humor
• Large full-front graphic
• Made to order by Countryside Custom Designs
T-SHIRT DETAILS
• 5.5 oz. fabric
• 50% USA cotton / 50% polyester
• DryBlend® fabric helps wick moisture away from the body
• Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Seamless collar
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Tear-away label*
• Unisex fit
• Available in sizes S–5XL
Heather Sport Royal, Heather Sport Dark Navy and Heather Sport Scarlet Red: 65% polyester / 35% cotton.
Label style may vary as inventory transitions to a grey tear-away label.
SIZE GUIDE
Small (S)
Body Length: 28"
Body Width: 18"
Sleeve Length: 15⅝"
Medium (M)
Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 17"
Large (L)
Body Length: 30"
Body Width: 22"
Sleeve Length: 18½"
X-Large (XL)
Body Length: 31"
Body Width: 24"
Sleeve Length: 20"
2X-Large (2XL)
Body Length: 32"
Body Width: 26"
Sleeve Length: 21½"
3X-Large (3XL)
Body Length: 33"
Body Width: 28"
Sleeve Length: 22⅞"
HOW TO MEASURE
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Body Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit while the shirt is laid flat.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve.
Sizing Tip: This is a unisex-fit T-shirt. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own and love.
PLEASE NOTE
Product images shown are digital mockups created for display purposes. Actual product colors, sizing, design placement, and appearance may vary slightly from the images shown due to screen settings, product variations, and the handmade/custom production process. Each item is individually made, making every piece uniquely yours.
You can try to make the job idiot-proof… but apparently, they just keep making better idiots.
This funny Construction Worker T-shirt is made for the hardworking tradesman who has seen just about everything on the jobsite—and has the stories to prove it.
The design features bold “Construction Worker” lettering with the sarcastic saying “I Try to Make Things Idiot-Proof, But They Keep Making Better Idiots.” A construction worker, jobsite framing, crane, and heavy equipment details complete the rugged orange, black, and white design.
Perfect for construction workers, builders, contractors, carpenters, equipment operators, foremen, tradesmen, and anyone working in the construction industry who appreciates a little jobsite sarcasm. It also makes a funny gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or the construction worker in your life who deals with questionable decisions on a daily basis.
DESIGN DETAILS
• Bold “Construction Worker” lettering
• “I Try to Make Things Idiot-Proof, But They Keep Making Better Idiots” saying
• Construction worker graphic
• Crane and jobsite construction details
• Heavy equipment accent
• Rugged orange, black and white artwork
• Distressed blue-collar styling
• Funny construction humor
• Large full-front graphic
• Made to order by Countryside Custom Designs
T-SHIRT DETAILS
• 5.5 oz. fabric
• 50% USA cotton / 50% polyester
• DryBlend® fabric helps wick moisture away from the body
• Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Seamless collar
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Tear-away label*
• Unisex fit
• Available in sizes S–5XL
Heather Sport Royal, Heather Sport Dark Navy and Heather Sport Scarlet Red: 65% polyester / 35% cotton.
Label style may vary as inventory transitions to a grey tear-away label.
SIZE GUIDE
Small (S)
Body Length: 28"
Body Width: 18"
Sleeve Length: 15⅝"
Medium (M)
Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 17"
Large (L)
Body Length: 30"
Body Width: 22"
Sleeve Length: 18½"
X-Large (XL)
Body Length: 31"
Body Width: 24"
Sleeve Length: 20"
2X-Large (2XL)
Body Length: 32"
Body Width: 26"
Sleeve Length: 21½"
3X-Large (3XL)
Body Length: 33"
Body Width: 28"
Sleeve Length: 22⅞"
HOW TO MEASURE
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Body Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit while the shirt is laid flat.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve.
Sizing Tip: This is a unisex-fit T-shirt. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own and love.
PLEASE NOTE
Product images shown are digital mockups created for display purposes. Actual product colors, sizing, design placement, and appearance may vary slightly from the images shown due to screen settings, product variations, and the handmade/custom production process. Each item is individually made, making every piece uniquely yours.
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