The price goes up the more you “help.”
This funny Builder Hourly Rates T-shirt is made for carpenters, builders, contractors, construction workers, handymen, and tradesmen who know there’s always someone ready to stand over their shoulder and explain how the job should be done.
The design features a hilarious builder hourly rate chart starting at “$100/HR Minimum” and working its way up to “$250/HR If You Tell Me How to Do My Job.” Finished with crossed hammers, a saw blade, nails, and a level, the distressed artwork gives it the perfect rugged blue-collar look.
Perfect for carpenters, builders, general contractors, framers, remodelers, handymen, construction workers, woodworkers, and anyone who works with their hands for a living. It also makes a funny gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, a new job, or the tradesman who's heard one too many suggestions from the customer.
DESIGN DETAILS
• Bold “Builder Hourly Rates” lettering
• Funny escalating hourly rate chart
• “$100/HR Minimum”
• “$150/HR If You Watch”
• “$175/HR If You Help”
• “$200/HR If You Worked on It First”
• “$250/HR If You Tell Me How to Do My Job”
• Crossed hammer and saw blade artwork
• Nails and level details
• Distressed vintage-style graphic
• Funny blue-collar humor
• Large full-front design
• Made to order by Countryside Custom Designs
• 5.5 oz. fabric
• 50% USA cotton / 50% polyester
• DryBlend® fabric helps wick moisture away from the body
• Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Seamless collar
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Tear-away label*
• Unisex fit
• Available in sizes S–5XL
Heather Sport Royal, Heather Sport Dark Navy and Heather Sport Scarlet Red: 65% polyester / 35% cotton.
Label style may vary as inventory transitions to a grey tear-away label.
Small (S)
Body Length: 28"
Body Width: 18"
Sleeve Length: 15⅝"
Medium (M)
Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 17"
Large (L)
Body Length: 30"
Body Width: 22"
Sleeve Length: 18½"
X-Large (XL)
Body Length: 31"
Body Width: 24"
Sleeve Length: 20"
2X-Large (2XL)
Body Length: 32"
Body Width: 26"
Sleeve Length: 21½"
3X-Large (3XL)
Body Length: 33"
Body Width: 28"
Sleeve Length: 22⅞"
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Body Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit while the shirt is laid flat.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve.
Sizing Tip: This is a unisex-fit T-shirt. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own and love.
Product images shown are digital mockups created for display purposes. Actual product colors, sizing, design placement, and appearance may vary slightly from the images shown due to screen settings, product variations, and the handmade/custom production process. Each item is individually made, making every piece uniquely yours.
The price goes up the more you “help.”
This funny Builder Hourly Rates T-shirt is made for carpenters, builders, contractors, construction workers, handymen, and tradesmen who know there’s always someone ready to stand over their shoulder and explain how the job should be done.
The design features a hilarious builder hourly rate chart starting at “$100/HR Minimum” and working its way up to “$250/HR If You Tell Me How to Do My Job.” Finished with crossed hammers, a saw blade, nails, and a level, the distressed artwork gives it the perfect rugged blue-collar look.
Perfect for carpenters, builders, general contractors, framers, remodelers, handymen, construction workers, woodworkers, and anyone who works with their hands for a living. It also makes a funny gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, a new job, or the tradesman who's heard one too many suggestions from the customer.
DESIGN DETAILS
• Bold “Builder Hourly Rates” lettering
• Funny escalating hourly rate chart
• “$100/HR Minimum”
• “$150/HR If You Watch”
• “$175/HR If You Help”
• “$200/HR If You Worked on It First”
• “$250/HR If You Tell Me How to Do My Job”
• Crossed hammer and saw blade artwork
• Nails and level details
• Distressed vintage-style graphic
• Funny blue-collar humor
• Large full-front design
• Made to order by Countryside Custom Designs
• 5.5 oz. fabric
• 50% USA cotton / 50% polyester
• DryBlend® fabric helps wick moisture away from the body
• Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Seamless collar
• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder
• Tear-away label*
• Unisex fit
• Available in sizes S–5XL
Heather Sport Royal, Heather Sport Dark Navy and Heather Sport Scarlet Red: 65% polyester / 35% cotton.
Label style may vary as inventory transitions to a grey tear-away label.
Small (S)
Body Length: 28"
Body Width: 18"
Sleeve Length: 15⅝"
Medium (M)
Body Length: 29"
Body Width: 20"
Sleeve Length: 17"
Large (L)
Body Length: 30"
Body Width: 22"
Sleeve Length: 18½"
X-Large (XL)
Body Length: 31"
Body Width: 24"
Sleeve Length: 20"
2X-Large (2XL)
Body Length: 32"
Body Width: 26"
Sleeve Length: 21½"
3X-Large (3XL)
Body Length: 33"
Body Width: 28"
Sleeve Length: 22⅞"
Body Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom hem.
Body Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit while the shirt is laid flat.
Sleeve Length: Measure from the center back of the neck, across the shoulder, and down to the end of the sleeve.
Sizing Tip: This is a unisex-fit T-shirt. For the best fit, compare these measurements with a T-shirt you already own and love.
Product images shown are digital mockups created for display purposes. Actual product colors, sizing, design placement, and appearance may vary slightly from the images shown due to screen settings, product variations, and the handmade/custom production process. Each item is individually made, making every piece uniquely yours.
